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I like to dance in my underpants while singing offkey to Motown every Friday morning. One day I'll make it onto American Idol and will most definitely make it to the blooper reel of the casting auditions. If that doesn't pan out, I guess I'll be a doctor.
The Adventures of Cpt. Awesome!
by sarcastra
Age: 22  Sex: F

878 Entries
# Entry Date
1 I don't update this thing 07/11/2008 11:59 GMT-5
2 Oooh, the Irony 09/10/2008 10:03 GMT-5
3 *head scratches* 28/09/2008 10:03 GMT-5
4 Ugh 09/09/2008 01:13 GMT-5
5 Bellydance Photos 15/08/2008 09:01 GMT-5
6 Ugh....Education 14/08/2008 10:41 GMT-5
7 Awkward 07/08/2008 06:29 GMT-5
8 Good Grief... 03/08/2008 02:54 GMT-5
9 Dehli Belly 02/08/2008 02:00 GMT-5
10 I Want Out 01/07/2008 10:04 GMT-5
11 The College Dropout 27/06/2008 09:09 GMT-5
12 Spitting Venom 26/06/2008 12:12 GMT-5
13 Robo boogie 21/06/2008 03:41 GMT-5
14 My Snatch Doesn't Cure Cancer 16/06/2008 11:08 GMT-5
15 Ugh... 14/06/2008 09:22 GMT-5
16 Bellydance and Baltimore 11/06/2008 11:07 GMT-5
17 It's Good to Be Smart 01/06/2008 09:19 GMT-5
18 I'm so Bmore 30/05/2008 09:40 GMT-5
19 Apparently, I'm Racist 22/05/2008 11:13 GMT-5
20 What Do You Do? 14/05/2008 09:04 GMT-5
21 Radiohead LIVE 11/05/2008 10:51 GMT-5
22 Who Wants To Marry a Fat Chick? 06/05/2008 07:37 GMT-5
23 You Ain't Worth it 02/05/2008 09:46 GMT-5
24 Proof of God 01/05/2008 10:07 GMT-5
25 Final Countdown... 29/04/2008 09:19 GMT-5
26 Bombay or Bust 24/04/2008 12:11 GMT-5
27 A Little Better 22/04/2008 10:28 GMT-5
28 Home is Where the Hatred Is 20/04/2008 04:13 GMT-5
29 Record Apreciation Day 19/04/2008 10:25 GMT-5
30 Have You Ever Made Love to a Weerdo? 14/04/2008 09:20 GMT-5
31 Don't Talk To Strangers 05/04/2008 10:13 GMT-5
32 Slightly Ahead the Joke Curve 03/04/2008 07:31 GMT-5
33 I'm tired 26/03/2008 06:56 GMT-5
34 I Play Viola 25/03/2008 11:54 GMT-5
35 Miss Guided 24/03/2008 12:34 GMT-5
36 Naturally 20/03/2008 09:53 GMT-5
37 An Interactive Filler 14/03/2008 11:29 GMT-5
38 I Might Graduate "On Time" 13/03/2008 12:34 GMT-5
39 Evolution of Sex 10/03/2008 10:23 GMT-5
40 I Love Youtube 09/03/2008 11:12 GMT-5
41 When I Feel Sad 04/03/2008 01:08 GMT-5
42 You Smell Like Soap 03/03/2008 09:28 GMT-5
43 Too Many Reasons 29/02/2008 10:55 GMT-5
44 You! Out the Gene Pool! 27/02/2008 10:49 GMT-5
45 Acceleration Due To Gravity 25/02/2008 03:50 GMT-5
46 Dance Junkie 20/02/2008 11:28 GMT-5
47 Karma Police 18/02/2008 12:17 GMT-5
48 Radiohead 13/02/2008 06:10 GMT-5
49 Uhhh... 08/02/2008 07:15 GMT-5
50 Plaza Sesamo! 05/02/2008 10:28 GMT-5
51 Spare Parts 30/01/2008 11:05 GMT-5
52 Let's Celebrate Integration 21/01/2008 08:07 GMT-5
53 Homesick 16/01/2008 03:43 GMT-5
54 Is This Really Mine? 10/01/2008 11:48 GMT-5
55 One Two Three *Jumps* 09/01/2008 12:31 GMT-5
56 Oh, the Humanity 08/01/2008 11:54 GMT-5
57 It's Oh So Quiet 04/01/2008 12:02 GMT-5
58 Hip Drop It Like It's Hot 04/01/2008 10:45 GMT-5
59 My New Years Resolution 31/12/2007 11:45 GMT-5
60 Pessimistic New Years 30/12/2007 05:46 GMT-5
61 Hurricane Nazi Panda 27/12/2007 12:40 GMT-5
62 A Not So Holiday Season... 25/12/2007 05:01 GMT-5
63 My Life As The Other Woman... 22/12/2007 12:52 GMT-5
64 Packing 19/12/2007 08:02 GMT-5
65 Whorespace, a place for Johns 14/12/2007 07:55 GMT-5
66 Finals 11/12/2007 10:26 GMT-5
67 I Think I'm leaving MDD 25/10/2007 10:04 GMT-5
68 Thank's for the memories 24/10/2007 09:25 GMT-5
69 I'm Sorry, I'm Not Into Racism 22/10/2007 11:11 GMT-5
70 6th Year Anniversary on MDD!!! 19/10/2007 12:11 GMT-5
71 You Can Do It 18/10/2007 10:46 GMT-5
72 Jigsaw 16/10/2007 03:22 GMT-5
73 Thom Yorke's a Genius 11/10/2007 10:40 GMT-5
74 Decisions, Decisions [pics] 08/10/2007 04:34 GMT-5
75 Biznitch Better Bring It: 06/10/2007 12:43 GMT-5
76 Today, I felt like crying 03/10/2007 11:40 GMT-5
77 800th Entry 01/10/2007 10:37 GMT-5
78 A little weird, but hey! [pics +vid] 28/09/2007 03:30 GMT-5
79 The Not So Real Thing 27/09/2007 06:54 GMT-5
80 Margaritas and Brimstone 26/09/2007 06:39 GMT-5
81 iDunno 25/09/2007 10:05 GMT-5
82 My poor lappy 20/09/2007 10:15 GMT-5
83 No Law for Gauss 19/09/2007 01:59 GMT-5
84 Some Days You Just Wanna Get ... Y'know 16/09/2007 08:25 GMT-5
85 Ajaja 11/09/2007 12:57 GMT-5
86 I can't even be upset 08/09/2007 08:49 GMT-5
87 Grrr...I'm Angry. Grrr 04/09/2007 12:49 GMT-5
88 This is Dcon! [PICS] 02/09/2007 09:52 GMT-5
89 I'ld Pull Out My Hair But, I Like it Too Much 29/08/2007 10:40 GMT-5
90 Cold Shower of Justice! 26/08/2007 10:49 GMT-5
91 Say Wha? 22/08/2007 01:57 GMT-5
92 Wear Sunscreen 20/08/2007 03:32 GMT-5
93 I still want my time machine 18/08/2007 12:25 GMT-5
94 I feel so horrible about this, but... 16/08/2007 12:05 GMT-5
95 See me Drive my Car 13/08/2007 12:13 GMT-5
96 Fat Can't Dance 07/08/2007 10:50 GMT-5
97 After the con... 26/07/2007 02:47 GMT-5
98 Petite Jamila is AWESOME [PICS] 16/07/2007 11:55 GMT-5
99 It Was Just Another Thursday (Still in 2D) 30/06/2007 07:59 GMT-5
100 I'm 21!!!!!! 27/06/2007 10:53 GMT-5
101 Stabby McGee 25/06/2007 08:16 GMT-5
102 Party Like it's 1699 22/06/2007 11:09 GMT-5
103 Commence Happy Dance 22/06/2007 08:42 GMT-5
104 Hopalong Cassidy w/pics 19/06/2007 08:48 GMT-5
105 Like a Dummy 17/06/2007 11:09 GMT-5
106 Little Black Bag 14/06/2007 11:28 GMT-5
107 Phone Tags and Codes 13/06/2007 05:30 GMT-5
108 If You Wrote a Song About Me... 12/06/2007 10:41 GMT-5
109 Big Time Sensuality 10/06/2007 03:06 GMT-5
110 Poor Man's Copyright 09/06/2007 12:28 GMT-5
111 Cindy Mayweather 07/06/2007 10:53 GMT-5
112 Wait! It's Impossible 04/06/2007 10:26 GMT-5
113 I Should Go To Bed, But 03/06/2007 11:50 GMT-5
114 And Now They're Comming After You... 03/06/2007 07:35 GMT-5
115 Going, going, gone (semi-private tomorrow) 31/05/2007 10:21 GMT-5
116 Expired c.ondoms from the brands that never break 30/05/2007 11:04 GMT-5
117 Read My Hips 29/05/2007 10:17 GMT-5
118 I Think I Need A Bigger One 28/05/2007 10:23 GMT-5
119 Going Semi-Private Again... 27/05/2007 10:59 GMT-5
120 Wait, I think it is... 25/05/2007 02:07 GMT-5
121 Spittin it back random.... 22/05/2007 10:18 GMT-5
122 WHALE!!! 20/05/2007 05:15 GMT-5
123 I Feel So Lame For This 16/05/2007 11:34 GMT-5
124 Hobbit Fetish 14/05/2007 06:07 GMT-5
125 So it was you all along 11/05/2007 10:03 GMT-5
126 Quick Ref 10/05/2007 09:29 GMT-5
127 Tipsy McStagger 10/05/2007 08:33 GMT-5
128 Put it down like.... wha? 07/05/2007 07:29 GMT-5
129 You Don't Have a Face for Porn 06/05/2007 08:37 GMT-5
130 A Throwback Entry 03/05/2007 07:27 GMT-5
131 Poop 27/04/2007 04:58 GMT-5
132 Someone's worse off than you... 24/04/2007 10:56 GMT-5
133 My Legacy 22/04/2007 01:15 GMT-5
134 Somthing's Gonna Steal My Carbon 21/04/2007 06:37 GMT-5
135 OMG It's Nakey! 19/04/2007 11:21 GMT-5
136 Technical ER 17/04/2007 03:40 GMT-5
137 Kit Kat Bars 17/04/2007 01:36 GMT-5
138 I Get It In The End 15/04/2007 04:59 GMT-5
139 The Light Bleaches My Fecal Matter 13/04/2007 11:00 GMT-5
140 You Stole My Juicebox! 12/04/2007 11:39 GMT-5
141 Imitation Bacon Bits 08/04/2007 09:30 GMT-5
142 Incredible Shrinking Woman 07/04/2007 11:15 GMT-5
143 My new buddy 04/04/2007 10:39 GMT-5
144 Wait, When Did This Happen? 03/04/2007 11:06 GMT-5
145 High Five 02/04/2007 12:23 GMT-5
146 On this side....with crackers and cheese 02/04/2007 03:40 GMT-5
147 Screw This, I'm Becoming a Stripper 31/03/2007 09:22 GMT-5
148 Um, so yeah 29/03/2007 10:08 GMT-5
149 Allergic to Sperm 28/03/2007 02:31 GMT-5
150 Children are Spawns From Hell 24/03/2007 10:09 GMT-5
151 My Broken Gaydar 22/03/2007 14:59 GMT-5
152 Somebooty Scream! 21/03/2007 10:29 GMT-5
153 Temporarily Public 20/03/2007 19:23 GMT-5
154 I should be sleeping but... 19/03/2007 11:21 GMT-5
155 Plz comment on my melodrama -[pics]- 17/03/2007 11:16 GMT-5
156 Physics for Poets 15/03/2007 11:58 GMT-5
157 Unlike you, it doesn't discriminate 14/03/2007 11:06 GMT-5
158 Warning: Highly Corrosive 13/03/2007 11:47 GMT-5
159 Coffee and TV 10/03/2007 09:27 GMT-5
160 Chain Letters 09/03/2007 09:52 GMT-5
161 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 09/03/2007 08:25 GMT-5
162 You Ex Boyfriend, He Did What? 08/03/2007 11:27 GMT-5
163 Tonight, tonight 07/03/2007 11:35 GMT-5
164 Could You Bmore Ugly? 06/03/2007 11:36 GMT-5
165 Invisible Weaving 03/03/2007 11:24 GMT-5
166 I Needs Da Monies 27/02/2007 02:28 GMT-5
167 Dissapointment of Candy 26/02/2007 02:26 GMT-5
168 Expired Condoms 23/02/2007 01:04 GMT-5
169 99% of All the People You'll Meet in College 20/02/2007 10:27 GMT-5
170 Don't Shut My Mouth 16/02/2007 11:52 GMT-5
171 It's Just a Wednesday 14/02/2007 08:44 GMT-5
172 Reading is Fun...damental 12/02/2007 10:30 GMT-5
173 And the Bottom Drops Out 08/02/2007 11:28 GMT-5
174 Boots are soo much better than booty 06/02/2007 11:50 GMT-5
175 Dah! My virgin....toenails! 04/02/2007 12:28 GMT-5
176 700+1 Entry Extravaganza!!! 02/02/2007 12:29 GMT-5
177 Gimme One Chance 01/02/2007 05:07 GMT-5
178 Who the hell brought this in? 27/01/2007 09:11 GMT-5
179 Turn for the not so great 25/01/2007 12:36 GMT-5
180 Frustration 23/01/2007 11:20 GMT-5
181 Quickie 19/01/2007 10:38 GMT-5
182 Paper or Plastic 16/01/2007 11:18 GMT-5
183 The Good Times Are Killing Me 14/01/2007 11:38 GMT-5
184 10 Things I Want to do Before I Die 08/01/2007 12:57 GMT-5
185 2007: A year and some change 02/01/2007 09:41 GMT-5
186 It's 1am, And I'm Still Awake 30/12/2006 01:05 GMT-5
187 When a Curse is a Blessing 28/12/2006 10:22 GMT-5
188 Where Dreams May Take You 27/12/2006 09:33 GMT-5
189 Dick in a Box 24/12/2006 01:38 GMT-5
190 Sandwhiches on Rye 22/12/2006 12:30 GMT-5
191 It's a Madworld 21/12/2006 01:58 GMT-5
192 Oh the Gyllmanity 20/12/2006 10:28 GMT-5
193 Inspiration 16/12/2006 10:19 GMT-5
194 I'm A Smart One 15/12/2006 09:27 GMT-5
195 Global Warming Kills Penguins 13/12/2006 12:00 GMT-5
196 The Ends Justified The Means 11/12/2006 11:41 GMT-5
197 Freakin' A, Man. Freakin' A 06/12/2006 09:06 GMT-5
198 I Should Bottle This & Sell It for $12.95 +s/h 27/11/2006 11:16 GMT-5
199 Give Me One Page 26/11/2006 01:26 GMT-5
200 Procrastination 25/11/2006 10:10 GMT-5
201 Oooh, she's got personality. 19/11/2006 11:29 GMT-5
202 Are you Hot or Not? 19/11/2006 09:28 GMT-5
203 I'ld bring sexy back, but they don't do refunds 17/11/2006 12:18 GMT-5
204 I took pictures 17/11/2006 05:26 GMT-5
205 Do I creep you out 15/11/2006 10:54 GMT-5
206 End is the only part of the word that I heard 13/11/2006 12:35 GMT-5
207 DAHHH!!! 13/11/2006 12:07 GMT-5
208 Everyone wants a Zwinky, I think.... 04/11/2006 02:29 GMT-5
209 Pittsburgh and the Lack of Sleep 28/10/2006 12:25 GMT-5
210 Whiplash! 18/10/2006 12:55 GMT-5
211 My nose 17/10/2006 12:34 GMT-5
212 What I do now? 15/10/2006 07:20 GMT-5
213 Thas some ole bullsh... 13/10/2006 01:05 GMT-5
214 Who stole my chicken sandwhich 11/10/2006 11:59 GMT-5
215 Mommy, can we keep it? 08/10/2006 09:24 GMT-5
216 Midnight Ramble 05/10/2006 11:24 GMT-5
217 Humans as Ornaments 05/10/2006 02:45 GMT-5
218 I'm sad.....just sad 04/10/2006 09:32 GMT-5
219 I Wonder What's Next 03/10/2006 02:44 GMT-5
220 Does Pursuit of Happiness Include Stalking? 02/10/2006 04:27 GMT-5
221 Hmmm, When Did This Happen? 29/09/2006 07:39 GMT-5
222 Still So Sore 27/09/2006 09:04 GMT-5
223 I AM ALIVE 27/09/2006 04:29 GMT-5
224 Um, so yeah 20/09/2006 01:32 GMT-5
225 I think everything sounds better in Russian... 18/09/2006 11:52 GMT-5
226 Well, hey there my li'l chickadee 17/09/2006 08:24 GMT-5
227 Shuckie Duckies 16/09/2006 02:48 GMT-5
228 Harder to Breathe 12/09/2006 08:19 GMT-5
229 Oh Noes....(updated) 11/09/2006 11:07 GMT-5
230 Side Entry: Waiting 07/09/2006 07:49 GMT-5
231 Where'd it go yo? 04/09/2006 09:57 GMT-5
232 Face Down, Eyes Close 02/09/2006 07:40 GMT-5
233 Dangerous Curves Ahead (pics) 01/09/2006 10:39 GMT-5
234 Tripped 31/08/2006 01:24 GMT-5
235 Side Entry: Broken iPod Ramble 30/08/2006 11:52 GMT-5
236 Another Side Entry: And I shall be a terrorist! 30/08/2006 10:37 GMT-5
237 Such Great Heights 28/08/2006 08:50 GMT-5
238 Thirsty Thursdays 24/08/2006 08:50 GMT-5
239 Two Things 20/08/2006 12:25 GMT-5
240 Motion Picture Soundtrack 20/08/2006 03:41 GMT-5
241 Skips the Record 18/08/2006 11:53 GMT-5
242 Side Entry:...In My Mind 16/08/2006 10:41 GMT-5
243 Sorry For Not Taking Your Order 15/08/2006 10:15 GMT-5
244 Give 'em De Run Now 10/08/2006 01:02 GMT-5
245 Otakon 2006 06/08/2006 09:02 GMT-5
246 It's Comcastic 02/08/2006 10:30 GMT-5
247 Old Newspapers 28/07/2006 08:33 GMT-5
248 Yeah Pepto Bismol! 22/07/2006 10:18 GMT-5
249 Huh, what now? 21/07/2006 10:17 GMT-5
250 Only in Dreams 13/07/2006 05:52 GMT-5
251 I Can't Help But Laugh 08/07/2006 09:52 GMT-5
252 All Good Things Must Come to an End 04/07/2006 09:18 GMT-5
253 Yesterday... 01/07/2006 08:48 GMT-5
254 I only kick ass and chew gum; I'm all outta gum 30/06/2006 09:20 GMT-5
255 Speak Like No One's Listening 27/06/2006 09:33 GMT-5
256 A Fool Among The Many 24/06/2006 09:19 GMT-5
257 Cough Cough 21/06/2006 10:12 GMT-5
258 What More Could You Want? 20/06/2006 09:18 GMT-5
259 Ask a Bi-yotch! 19/06/2006 10:33 GMT-5
260 A Beautiful Let Down 17/06/2006 09:04 GMT-5
261 O, The Places You May Go 15/06/2006 09:08 GMT-5
262 ECHO (Echo, echo...) 11/06/2006 08:58 GMT-5
263 Insert Something Clever Here 09/06/2006 10:08 GMT-5
264 This Entry Was Custom Made By The Juggernaut 07/06/2006 10:29 GMT-5
265 Inhale... 06/06/2006 10:04 GMT-5
266 And so I said to my doctor... 05/06/2006 11:45 GMT-5
267 Who dat is? Dat my baby daddy! 04/06/2006 09:06 GMT-5
268 We Don't Need No Edjewkayshin! 01/06/2006 09:15 GMT-5
269 Who Wants To Date a Hundredaire? 31/05/2006 06:54 GMT-5
270 Ask a Bitch 30/05/2006 09:04 GMT-5
271 Fellowship of the Lube 28/05/2006 11:48 GMT-5
272 Ya Habibi! 26/05/2006 09:23 GMT-5
273 Shake Your Bon Bon 25/05/2006 09:59 GMT-5
274 I Thought I Found What I Always Wanted 22/05/2006 11:49 GMT-5
275 Hooray for Boobies! 21/05/2006 09:42 GMT-5
276 A Lot Better Now Than Just OK 19/05/2006 03:26 GMT-5
277 600th Entry Not-So Extravagant Extravaganza!!!! 17/05/2006 11:32 GMT-5
278 *cough* Biotch *cough* 17/05/2006 02:28 GMT-5
279 More Filler 16/05/2006 12:18 GMT-5
280 And It Could Be Yours For Only Free.99 16/05/2006 02:32 GMT-5
281 I want my funk uncut 15/05/2006 11:24 GMT-5
282 Put Down the Ducky! 12/05/2006 11:31 GMT-5
283 And Now He's Back From Outta Space 09/05/2006 06:36 GMT-5
284 Round 3 08/05/2006 12:39 GMT-5
285 Fake Sound of Progress 04/05/2006 09:24 GMT-5
286 Save The Last Email for Strongbad 03/05/2006 10:15 GMT-5
287 Lack of Sanity Please 30/04/2006 12:29 GMT-5
288 Money Can't Buy Happiness, So I'll Have to Rent It 26/04/2006 10:41 GMT-5
289 I Wish You Were Here 25/04/2006 01:29 GMT-5
290 Ryanne Really Satisfies 25/04/2006 01:07 GMT-5
291 You'd Kill Yourself for Recognition 23/04/2006 06:34 GMT-5
292 An Unusual High 21/04/2006 03:02 GMT-5
293 One Pill Atta Time 20/04/2006 02:17 GMT-5
294 Half-Eaten Sandwhich 18/04/2006 11:28 GMT-5
295 Past should be kept there. 18/04/2006 11:20 GMT-5
296 My heart still sinks... 16/04/2006 12:17 GMT-5
297 The Anniversary 16/04/2006 07:57 GMT-5
298 Other Ways to Masterbate 14/04/2006 11:05 GMT-5
299 Changing Orbit 13/04/2006 11:14 GMT-5
300 577 entries ago... 13/04/2006 03:07 GMT-5
301 Plus Size Porn Star 11/04/2006 03:14 GMT-5
302 Self-Centered (Comments Optional) 09/04/2006 10:24 GMT-5
303 16 Things to Do at WalMart 08/04/2006 10:20 GMT-5
304 Human Affection 07/04/2006 02:00 GMT-5
305 Random Questionaire 06/04/2006 01:19 GMT-5
306 Black Movies 04/04/2006 11:15 GMT-5
307 Crack a Skull 03